Thank you for the offers everyone:
@jcunningham0295 - I won't be able to make the MCA xmas party tomorrow, I'll be working pretty late.
@cranialdisturbance - I may contact you if I can't find anything else soon.
@Regalblue - I tried calling Pet Connection, they are on my way home from work sort of. But, the person I spoke to said he wasn't familiar with the term "dirty bomb" and also did not offer me anything when I explained what I was doing. He proceeded to tell me I can stock it right away, just don't overfeed. I didn't really feel like continuing the conversation after that, as I've already got my tank dosed to 4ppm ammonia.
I have some SeaChem Stability. Does anyone have any experience with that product? Supposedly it contains beneficial bacteria.
Zack