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Offline JeffroM

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Newsletter Excuses
« on: April 04, 2013, 09:17:59 PM »
I never got the March newsletter issued.  I need some good excuses.  Anybody have any?
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2013, 09:21:22 PM »
Quote from: JeffroM on April 04, 2013, 09:17:59 PM
I never got the March newsletter issued.  I need some good excuses.  Anybody have any?

No, sorry but if you still have it somewhere I'd like to read it.  Oh...there you go.  Send it out with April's and it can be a double header.  It's baseball season now, right?
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2013, 10:29:53 PM »
Quote from: JeffroM on April 04, 2013, 09:17:59 PM
I never got the March newsletter issued.  I need some good excuses.  Anybody have any?

How about:  My typewriter is broken.
                   The dogfish ate it.
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Offline GrizzlysDad

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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2013, 02:04:18 AM »
The first thing that came to mind is a line from the movie Platoon:

Excuses are like lollipops Taylor, everybody got one.

{replace lollipops with the appropriate type of slang body part}  :o
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2013, 08:35:46 AM »
Hey Tony,  "and they all stink". lmao
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2013, 09:12:23 AM »
You have fallen in your 500 gallon tank and could not get up and your life alert battery died.
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2013, 05:30:44 PM »
The dogs ate my laptop seems like the most believable excuse.
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2013, 06:57:48 PM »
While trying to intice his MerMen to spawn (watching pron with them) he dropped his laptop in the tub.
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2013, 07:27:55 PM »
What was his dog doing in the tub with him? :o
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2013, 08:49:16 PM »
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2013, 10:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Regalblue on April 05, 2013, 08:49:16 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs
LMAO
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2013, 11:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Regalblue on April 05, 2013, 08:49:16 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2013, 07:45:28 AM »
Quote from: GrizzlysDad on April 05, 2013, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: Regalblue on April 05, 2013, 08:49:16 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
I was thinking Labidookie,  but Labtaur is really good too.
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Offline JeffroM

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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2013, 08:25:53 AM »
You fracking people and your lollipops.  Everyone knows what your really saying!!!  Isn't this suppose to be a family friendly environment?  Seems kinda like a bunch of middle school humor to me.   :-\  ::)








Lol.   :P
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Re: Newsletter Excuses
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2013, 08:42:46 AM »
Quote from: Regalblue on April 06, 2013, 07:45:28 AM
Quote from: GrizzlysDad on April 05, 2013, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: Regalblue on April 05, 2013, 08:49:16 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
I was thinking Labidookie,  but Labtaur is really good too.

How about Jeffrodor?
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