so the weekend solution is to use towels to absorb the water and replace them about three times a day.
LMAO. Totally didn't even notice the whole time I was there.
At the end of Friday evening, realize that Jeff and Blair have consumed more of our beer than we have. Tony G. curses their names, and starts poking a needle into hastily assembled voodoo dolls that resemble Jeff and Blair.
You had no right to do this on Friday. I had 1 MAYBE 2 of your beers - we bought some of our own beer and had it in a cooler in our room. Now Saturday that might be a whole other story... LOL.