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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: JeffroM on April 04, 2013, 09:17:59 PM

Title: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: JeffroM on April 04, 2013, 09:17:59 PM
I never got the March newsletter issued.  I need some good excuses.  Anybody have any?
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: linuxrulesusa on April 04, 2013, 09:21:22 PM
I never got the March newsletter issued.  I need some good excuses.  Anybody have any?

No, sorry but if you still have it somewhere I'd like to read it.  Oh...there you go.  Send it out with April's and it can be a double header.  It's baseball season now, right?
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: LoveTheFishies on April 04, 2013, 10:29:53 PM
I never got the March newsletter issued.  I need some good excuses.  Anybody have any?

How about:  My typewriter is broken.
                   The dogfish ate it.
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: GrizzlysDad on April 05, 2013, 02:04:18 AM
The first thing that came to mind is a line from the movie Platoon:

Excuses are like lollipops Taylor, everybody got one.

{replace lollipops with the appropriate type of slang body part}  :o
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: mightieskeeper on April 05, 2013, 08:35:46 AM
Hey Tony,  "and they all stink". lmao
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: jcunningham0295 on April 05, 2013, 09:12:23 AM
You have fallen in your 500 gallon tank and could not get up and your life alert battery died.
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Marty on April 05, 2013, 05:30:44 PM
The dogs ate my laptop seems like the most believable excuse.
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Regalblue on April 05, 2013, 06:57:48 PM
While trying to intice his MerMen to spawn (watching pron with them) he dropped his laptop in the tub.
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2013, 07:27:55 PM
What was his dog doing in the tub with him? :o
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Regalblue on April 05, 2013, 08:49:16 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Helloitsme on April 05, 2013, 10:03:48 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs
LMAO
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: GrizzlysDad on April 05, 2013, 11:55:47 PM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Regalblue on April 06, 2013, 07:45:28 AM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
I was thinking Labidookie,  but Labtaur is really good too.
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: JeffroM on April 06, 2013, 08:25:53 AM
You fracking people and your lollipops.  Everyone knows what your really saying!!!  Isn't this suppose to be a family friendly environment?  Seems kinda like a bunch of middle school humor to me.   :-\  ::)








Lol.   :P
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Helloitsme on April 06, 2013, 08:42:46 AM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
I was thinking Labidookie,  but Labtaur is really good too.

How about Jeffrodor?
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Regalblue on April 06, 2013, 09:01:04 AM
Maybe He's trying to create an army of have man half black labs

Would that be a Labtaur?
I was thinking Labidookie,  but Labtaur is really good too.

How about Jeffrodor?
Good try,  but we must remember that the dog would be the superior species in this combo & therefore would be the main part of the new name. :P
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: four_by_ken on April 07, 2013, 11:40:41 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2013, 11:45:43 AM
Ken that could be the creepiest thing I have seen in a very long time :o
Title: Re: Newsletter Excuses
Post by: GrizzlysDad on April 07, 2013, 01:15:16 PM
Ken that could be the creepiest thing I have seen in a very long time :o

x2....man, I might just have nightmares from that image.