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Offline GrizzlysDad

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Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« on: December 19, 2012, 11:35:47 PM »
So is it at the stroke of midnight 12:00am for the beginning of Friday 12/21/12 or is it the minute that Friday 12/21/12 ends, i.e. 11:59pm that the world is supposed to end?
I DESPERATELY need clarification so I can make sure that..............
















I EAT ALL THE BACON IN MY HOUSE BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS!!!!
« Last Edit: December 19, 2012, 11:56:47 PM by GrizzlysDad »
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 11:41:48 PM »
This is supposed to happen some people think its going to be fire and brimstone and Santa is going to come from the depths of the underworld and smite us all. Other people are thinking the worlds going to implode and some are thinking zombies. If the world ends we brought this upon our selves.

And yes I know it says Santa.

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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 11:47:23 PM »
This is supposed to happen some people think its going to be fire and brimstone and Santa is going to come from the depths of the underworld and smite us all. Other people are thinking the worlds going to implode and some are thinking zombies. If the world ends we brought this upon our selves.

And yes I know it says Santa.

Daniel, your reply does nothing to answer my question...should I eat all the bacon I can Thursday night or do I have all day Friday to have a      DOOMSDAY BACON EATING PARTY???
BTW, if I can get clarification, everyone is invited to my place for the party....just remember though, it's BYOB {Bring Your Own Bacon} 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
« Last Edit: December 19, 2012, 11:58:17 PM by GrizzlysDad »
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 11:50:55 PM »
Screw it!  Eat all the Bacon anyways

If the world doesn't end, you can always Go get more. ;)

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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2012, 11:52:22 PM »
Unless you plan on sharing it with Santa and or zombies I'd eat all the bacon you can get a hold.

Shoot I got some in my fridge I will send your way if it makes the world ending for you more comfortable.

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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2012, 11:53:07 PM »
Screw it!  Eat all the Bacon anyways

If the world doesn't end, you can always Go get more. ;)

Yeah but if I eat that much bacon in one day, instead of Mayan Doomsday, it might just be My Doomsday  :P :P :P
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 11:56:40 PM »
No way man they will just replace your heart with a pig heart.

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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 12:00:58 AM »
No way man they will just replace your heart with a pig heart.

Bacon=Pig...NICE!!!!
Besides, how do you know I don't already have a transplanted pig heart? Maybe that's why I loves me some bacon!!!  :o :o :o :o
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2012, 12:02:59 AM »
Oh yeah, if responding to my original question....please include the appropriate time zone so I don't miss out on any possible bacon-eating-hours  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2012, 12:04:39 AM »
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should I eat all the bacon I can Thursday night or do I have all day Friday

I would wait till Friday because I hear it is supposed to be 666F outside so you can cook it instantly.
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2012, 12:05:57 AM »
They can just keep putting in new pig hearts. I mean if you have health insurance look at it this way free bacon.

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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 12:07:58 AM »
They can just keep putting in new pig hearts. I mean if you have health insurance look at it this way free bacon.

Free bacon? No way man, I've tasted that stuff before. I think they contracted Omar to smoke some of his goats and they tried passing it off as bacon.  ;D
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2012, 12:10:26 AM »
I wouldn't take the risk of waiting till Friday.  Better just start eating it all now.  If eating all of it just means your doomsday then look at it as one heck of a way to go!
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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2012, 12:11:30 AM »
You haven't lived until you have had boar bacon.

By free bacon I was meaning free new pig hearts. We have the technology we can rebuild you.

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Re: Need Clarification Regarding Mayan Doomsday
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 12:16:08 AM »
You haven't lived until you have had boar bacon.

By free bacon I was meaning free new pig hearts. We have the technology we can rebuild you.

Ahh, I see. As far as the technology...I'm aware of that since much of my body has been rebuilt...but I think I need an oil change {melted bacon grease viscosity}
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 12:18:17 AM by GrizzlysDad »
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