keeping a goat as a pet

[Regalblue]

Don't you still have the goat costume from the furry convention?   

Sadly No
I was rolling around with a sexy lioness, when a wildebeest tried joining in.  When I told her that I hadn't drank enough whiskey to mess around with an animal of her size, she got offended&  went&  got her friend the hippo & pig  all fired up.
 When they came back they snuck up behind me&  BAM!  There were hooves&  hamhocks flying everywhere.   
So, the goat costume got all tore up, before I was able to make my escape.   

[JeffroM]

Sadly No
I was rolling around with a sexy lioness, when a wildebeest tried joining in.  When I told her that I hadn't drank enough whiskey to mess around with an animal of her size, she got offended&  went&  got her friend the hippo & pig  all fired up.
 When they came back they snuck up behind me&  BAM!  There were hooves&  hamhocks flying everywhere.   
So, the goat costume got all tore up, before I was able to make my escape. 

WOW.  I didn't hear about that.  Must have been after you tried hooking up with that honey bee that was flicking her stinger at you...  Still sick that bee ended up being a guy.

[Regalblue]

Sadly No
I was rolling around with a sexy lioness, when a wildebeest tried joining in.  When I told her that I hadn't drank enough whiskey to mess around with an animal of her size, she got offended&  went&  got her friend the hippo & pig  all fired up.
 When they came back they snuck up behind me&  BAM!  There were hooves&  hamhocks flying everywhere.   
So, the goat costume got all tore up, before I was able to make my escape. 

WOW.  I didn't hear about that.  Must have been after you tried hooking up with that honey bee that was flicking her stinger at you...  Still sick that bee ended up being a guy.

I think you're a little mixed up,  as that was you. 
It's very important that you know.  But, what you have is a clinical syndrome called delirium.

[Frontboy7]

Hello,

I sit across from Josh at work and he said, "hey, come over here and look at this!"  I was laughing so hard I had tears because I thought he was being trolled by some bored teens.  That was damn good Regalblue!  lmao........

[Regalblue]

Hello,

I sit across from Josh at work and he said, "hey, come over here and look at this!"  I was laughing so hard I had tears because I thought he was being trolled by some bored teens.  That was damn good Regalblue!  lmao........

nope not a teenager,  just a bored 35yr old acting like one, lol.

[Ron]

Injecting some more funnies into this to keep it going. Isn't this the second-longest thread on here?

[Regalblue]

Hahaha, I like the - I kid, I kid&  the row row row your goat ones best

& yes this is getting up there in pages

[gmaschke]

This was funny but you gave in too quick.  You could of used your Omar ego many times and then revealed it later with multiple stories.  Still clever, don't think I can trust you any more "man with stick's friend"

[mightieskeeper]

Blair, I'm so glad I have your number in my caller id.
Ron goat picture are Lmao! Great
This is the best thread ever.

[Regalblue]

Blair, I'm so glad I have your number in my caller id.

Omar:  this Ryan?  Man with new baby?  You like trade? 

This was funny but you gave in too quick.  You could of used your Omar ego many times and then revealed it later with multiple stories.  Still clever, don't think I can trust you any more "man with stick's friend"

yeah, I was thinking about that.  I could've probably had a bunch of people B1TCH1N6 about Omar.

[SKISWETPETS]

Some nice pics there...

[mightieskeeper]

Omar how about my wife for your goat?

[Regalblue]

Omar how about my wife for your goat?

Omar only like women with thick mustache

[JeffroM]

Omar how about my wife for your goat?

Omar only like women with thick mustache

So you and Omar have that in common...

[Regalblue]

Omar how about my wife for your goat?

Omar only like women with thick mustache

So you and Omar have that in common...

No my wife's stache isn't thick