keeping a goat as a pet

[Regalblue]

Does it (the goat) come with a recipe?

Goat's head soup? 

Now you're talkin!!! And after you enjoy the Goat's Head Soup, you end up with Sticky Fingers 

lol don't Start me up Tony,  I just might Paint it Black,  while out with a Honkey Tonk Woman

  That reminds me of this gal I dated named Angie.  Wild Horses couldn't keep me away from her even though she sometimes was a Bitch. So after not getting any Satisfaction I started dating her sister, Ruby Tuesday and boy, she was Hot Stuff and could she get my Rocks Off! But then that put me between a Rock and a Hard Place. After some Mixed Emotions I realized I couldn't keep meeting her at the Memory Motel because she was Respectable. I really had her Under My Thumb. Then, after The Last Time I really felt Shame, Shame, Shame. But Little By Little the stress gave me my 19th Nervous Breakdown. I was Out of Control and knew I Gotta Get Away maybe In Another Land I wouldn't have such a Heart of Stone.
So I became a Midnight Rambler traveling along the Continental Drift.
After a Long Long While I was 2000 Light Years From Home and feeling really Low Down and decided I Might As Well Get Juiced so I called on Sister Morphine. I knew I was almost Out of Time and definitely Torn and Frayed.
Then I met my Brown Sugar named Sweet Virginia at a club called the Moonlight Mile and told her I Got The Blues. She told me she has no Sympathy For The Devil and asked me Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow?
I asked her How Can I Stop because I am Always Suffering?
She said that was Sad, Sad, Sad and I had to get off of the Highwire or I would just keep Slipping Away if I didn't stop thinking about that Stupid Girl.
So thanks to my Sweet Black Angel it's no longer a Sad Day and now I'm Free!!!

DAMN! 
What did you find that on Google or something?  Lol

[Michael Zebrowski]

Some B-A-A-A-A-D replies here!  (Sounding like a goat)

[Regalblue]

Some B-A-A-A-A-D replies here!  (Sounding like a goat)

Lol

[Marty]

So I talked to a friend of mine (that has goats) and he said they run $50-75 for a kid, and reach adulthood at about 8 months.  So unless it's a smaller tank, I'd say take cash instead of goat 

[Regalblue]

So I talked to a friend of mine (that has goats) and he said they run $50-75 for a kid, and reach adulthood at about 8 months.  So unless it's a smaller tank, I'd say take cash instead of goat 

  you just get back to the campground with your on topic post. . It's too late, this thread has been destroyed - lol

I was thinking of telling Omar that if he delivers the goat to Macomb,  I'll trade him for a 50gal with iron. 

So I talked to a friend of mine (that has goats) and he said they run $50-75 for a kid, and reach adulthood at about 8 months.  So unless it's a smaller tank, I'd say take cash instead of goat 

[Marty]

If you can train it to eat grass to a uniform height, I might not have a problem with it.  I'll just have to throw up a shed, because the old lady is definitely not letting it in the house.

[GrizzlysDad]

Does it (the goat) come with a recipe?

Goat's head soup? 

Now you're talkin!!! And after you enjoy the Goat's Head Soup, you end up with Sticky Fingers 

lol don't Start me up Tony,  I just might Paint it Black,  while out with a Honkey Tonk Woman

  That reminds me of this gal I dated named Angie.  Wild Horses couldn't keep me away from her even though she sometimes was a Bitch. So after not getting any Satisfaction I started dating her sister, Ruby Tuesday and boy, she was Hot Stuff and could she get my Rocks Off! But then that put me between a Rock and a Hard Place. After some Mixed Emotions I realized I couldn't keep meeting her at the Memory Motel because she was Respectable. I really had her Under My Thumb. Then, after The Last Time I really felt Shame, Shame, Shame. But Little By Little the stress gave me my 19th Nervous Breakdown. I was Out of Control and knew I Gotta Get Away maybe In Another Land I wouldn't have such a Heart of Stone.
So I became a Midnight Rambler traveling along the Continental Drift.
After a Long Long While I was 2000 Light Years From Home and feeling really Low Down and decided I Might As Well Get Juiced so I called on Sister Morphine. I knew I was almost Out of Time and definitely Torn and Frayed.
Then I met my Brown Sugar named Sweet Virginia at a club called the Moonlight Mile and told her I Got The Blues. She told me she has no Sympathy For The Devil and asked me Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow?
I asked her How Can I Stop because I am Always Suffering?
She said that was Sad, Sad, Sad and I had to get off of the Highwire or I would just keep Slipping Away if I didn't stop thinking about that Stupid Girl.
So thanks to my Sweet Black Angel it's no longer a Sad Day and now I'm Free!!!

DAMN! 
What did you find that on Google or something?  Lol

Nope, it all flowed right outta my brain....Stones are my fave of all time.
I also hoped it would help you Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out 

[Regalblue]

If you can train it to eat grass to a uniform height, I might not have a problem with it.  I'll just have to throw up a shed, because the old lady is definitely not letting it in the house.

  training it would be your job.  Supposedly it's a prize goat&  produces great milk.
Just think of the money you could save not having to buy cow milk!

You could even make homemade feta - Greek salad anybody?

[jcunningham0295]

I was offered the same thing last Thursday from my craigslist add.  Omar must have nothing better to do.

[JeffroM]

I was offered the same thing last Thursday from my craigslist add.  Omar must have nothing better to do.

You guys should post Omar's number so we can all prank text him.   

[Ron]

You should get the goat. Just think of the fun things you could do together!



... and a second one just because ...


 

[Regalblue]

I was offered the same thing last Thursday from my craigslist add.  Omar must have nothing better to do.

Did he happen to offer you anything else? 
 I think he just  really wants a "big fish tank"

I was offered the same thing last Thursday from my craigslist add.  Omar must have nothing better to do.

You guys should post Omar's number so we can all prank text him.   

I don't wanna prank text him.... I think I might want to get the goat.

[Regalblue]

You should get the goat. Just think of the fun things you could do together!




 

Anybody good with Photoshop?  Could we get some tattoos&  my head slapped on this? 
I wanna see how I'd look with a goat on my back.

[JeffroM]

I was offered the same thing last Thursday from my craigslist add.  Omar must have nothing better to do.

You guys should post Omar's number so we can all prank text him.   

I don't wanna prank text him.... I think I might want to get the goat.

I don't know man.  Its obviously some dumba** that needs to get some crap in return.  No way is someone really offering a goat in trade.  Post his number!!!   

[Regalblue]

No need for the number Jeff. 
Omar has came clean with his true identity&  the story of how he came to be will be posted,  once I get the time to copy&paste the text messages.