Preaching to the choir....
"Life sucks, then you die" (so what's the hold up?) breathing...
"When life serves you lemons, make lemonade" (I am Damn sick of lemonade!!!!) add more sugar or alcohol..
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" (I must be friggin Hercules) not with that bad back...if lucky, your mind snaps then you don't care..
Or as my Dad used to say "act like a man and walk it off" sometimes you can't walk far enough