Having had a few hours to contemplate this post I've decided that an apology is in order.
I woke up this morning, read few lame April fool pranks and realized I had nothing prepared for what is usually my favorite day of the year. I fumbled around trying to come up with something on the spot. This was the best I could come up with... Truly a sad attempt on my part. I apologize to all subjected to my lame attempt at humor. I will strive to be much better in the future.
Your Hero,
JeffroM